Named after one of Gethard’s signature catchphrases, this ill-advised 5 hour event is the crown jewel of this festival. Gethard is known to ask callers “What are you even talking about?” when they propose something ludicrous, and this ridiculously magical day should not be missed! Your $30 ticket includes:

** Noon - 1:30PM • Past Caller Carnival! **

Meet past callers, make your own Thomas’ English muffin, win some silly carnival prizes, sample pickles with the Motor City Mayhem Bros, learn about Astrophysics with Whirlpool Galaxy, get advice from 39-Year-Old Grandma & Succeeding at Failure, play D&D with the DM from Glandon Oakfoot, get the backseat experience with The Road Dogs, talk Zombies with Gay Zombies plus…

Buy merch from Culture Clash (AKA Vinyl Market Researcher), Love Is Everywhere (to benefit Make-A-Wish Oregon) & Selling Sex Toys in Vegas + write your own anonymous stories all weekend long with Strangers Project & much more!**

** 2PM - 3PM • Beautiful/Anonymous Podcast Taping **

Gethard’s on the mic! Jared’s in the booth! And an anonymous stranger is on the phone, for your listening enjoyment. Will we get a funny one, like that dad smoking weed in his garage? Will we get someone reporting to federal prison in three days? We’ll all find out together. This is one of three B/A tapings happening this weekend.

**3:30PM - 5:30PM • B/A Bonus Episode Taping: Past Caller Edition!**

Our past callers will join us live on stage + get some behind-the-scenes stories from Jared & Anita! All your questions will be answered and the staff and callers are ready to spill the tea.

Purchase Tickets ($30)
or Purchase a Festival Pass* ($125)